Sunday, November 22, 2009

Olympic History is Made in Alert

Sunday November 8th saw Olympic history being made as the Olympic Torch arrived in Alert, Nunavut, the northern-most permanently occupied settlement on the planet, and the furthest north the iconic flame has ever been.

As a member of the Olympic Torch Planning Committee, I was slated with the daunting task of constructing a temporary stage in the gymnasium for "community" celebrations to take place as the Olympic Torch was being carried from the runway to the station. Making the task even more challenging was the fact that a month prior to the torch's arrival, construction was being done on the carpentry shop, effectively restricting my access and the station carpenter, Chipper, was on leave until 2 days before the torch was scheduled to arrive. Needless to say, the last 2 weeks leading up to the OTR were hectic with virtually every free hour of mine being allocated to constructing a stage which (fingers crossed) would not collapse while on live television!

In addition to station-wide Olympic-themed sporting events, teams were tasked with constructing snow sculptures to show off the spirit in Alert and assist in propelling your team to Olympic gold. My team, Quatchi (named after the Sasquatch Olympic mascot), constructed a statue of our namesake playing his favourite sport, hockey.
As impressive as I thought our sculpture was, the winning sculpture blew ours out of the water as you'll see. The mastermind Gilbert obviously had some formal training in snow sculpting so I'll forever have an asterisk beside this amateur event.

Finally the day came, Saturday November 7th, when I was finished construction on the stage. The completion, however, didn't come without a price, one left thumbnail to be exact.

Despite my ruined movie-rating-tools, I still managed to practice biweekly with the choir leading up to that day, over a month of preparation for a just over 3 minute performance.

One sleep later and the moment had finally arrived, the Olympic Flame was officially in Alert, and within an hour of the Vancouver Olympic Committee's plane landing, the torch was making its trip up the runway to the station while the remainder of the station and reporters partook in the community celebrations in the gym.

Unfortunately, as 22 of the stations 50-odd personnel were running the torch, and many other assisting with lighting and other tasks, the "community" was a little sparse. In spite of this, the community celebrations including the Inuit Games went off without a hitch and were enjoyed by all present.
First on the agenda was a brief history lesson of the station accompanied by a PowerPoint presentation including photos as old as 50 years showing much tougher arctic expedition patrons sporting shorts and t-shirts playing field hockey outside. Then the spotlight was turned to some of the local Inuit contingent participating with other members of the station, including myself, in traditional Inuit games. The first game, the arm pull, was a bit of a mismatch for myself as I outweighed everyone in the competition easily by 100lbs. The setup of the game was to interlock arms with your opponent and hold down each others feet as you try and pull your opponent toward you and touch your back to the ground first.

Following this was the Kick the Fish, or High Kick competition, where traditionally a fish or bone is suspended from a string and each contestant is given 3 tries to kick the fish and land on the same foot with which they kick the object, combining both athleticism and balance. Again having almost a foot extra in reach I was at a distinct advantage but Paul was awesome in keeping up to what was eventually declared (due to time constraints) a draw.
Once the celebrations were over, we got on our arctic gear and awaited the torchbearers and the arrival of the torch at the cauldron. Of course this could not be done without first a reminder from the corporate sponsors of Coke and RBC of their commitment to Canada's Olympic dreams throughout the ages and how proud everyone should be of their country (I trailed off mid-speech as I got thirsty and was thinking about setting up an interest free savings account).
At last the torch arrived and the very modern cauldron was lit much to the enjoyment of the throng of 70+ people gathered under the arctic stars.
This was followed by some antics by the lovable mascot Quatchi, lots of photos and a couple more speeches.
Then, rather anticlimactically, everyone was brought back inside for the awe-inspiring performance by the largest per-capita choir in Canada, and a few more (extremely unorganized) speeches.
Finally, the cauldron was extinguished and a celebratory fireworks display performed to a rapidly dwindling audience rushing to get back inside to regain the feeling in their hands and feet.And so Olympic history was made, and the OTR in Alert was finally history! For the first time in weeks I was able to sit down and talk during meals, watch an episode of Chuck and even go to the gym! Next up, Remembrance day!
Byron
Cette flame, ce phare boreal!

Sunday, November 1, 2009

Byron the Constructicon!

So it doesn't take a genius to figure out that I err toward the creative side of things. My upbringing of constructing fantastic LEGO cars and racing them down the stairs, countless hours and even more dollars spent on constructing elaborate Warhammer figurines and painting models. But I'll have to respectfully say that I've outdone myself this year with the creation of my Decepticon Transformer Haloween costume! I know that I had said that my next post would cover the daily operations at the GAW Lab, but I figured that it being Haloween, a post was way overdue, and my fondness of all things nerdy (umm actually labs sound pretty geeky too), I figured I'd give a spook-tacularly brief update.

First things first, yes I did in fact construct a transformer costume, and yes it did win me 1st prize in the haloween costume contest (good for 75$ at Ye Olde Trading Post). I tried to make my entrance into the Arctic Club (aka the bar) as inconspicuous as possible, however, when you're wearing a costume which is over 6 feet by 4 feet, you tend to draw a bit of attention. Even moreso when your costume is a kick-ass decepticon!


As cool as I look as a robot, the serious applause and admiration came once I busted out my transformation (mind you, being a 2-day project I was only good for 1 transform....I was low on energon cubes!)

Needless to say, it was not the most mobile of costumes. In fact I spent about 12 hours building this pain in the ass costume only to transform once and take it off a mere 20 minutes later!

Those of you more versed in the Transformers universe will realize that my costume is in fact, not a Constructicon, however, seeing as this week this costume was just one building project in addition to a portion of the stage I'm building for the Olympic Torch Relay in Alert happening Nov 8-9, as well as constructing a winterization cover for the Dual Optical Absorption Spectrometer (DOAS) telescope at the lab (about which you'll learn more in my next post), I figured I deserved the Constructicon title.

Other news, various television stations, including CTV have shown interest in Alert for the upcoming Olympic Torch Relay, with a successful telephone interview already being performed, and another unsuccessful live Satellite feed being (unsuccessful in the sense that Roel (my neighbour) was prepped for an interview, and shut down internet connections throughout the station to save bandwidth, only to be cut from the show due to a lack of time). The consensus is that more news coverage is definitely to follow.

Aside from that, the population is slowly dwindling as temporary staff is leaving and only the hard core darkness full-timers remain. Speaking of which, it is now officially the dark season, a little more difficult to deal with than the light season. Driving to the lab has become a much more accident prone task (not that I drive often, as I am more than comfortable having Graham, my co-op student track-truck it up daily). While I'm on that topic, Graham and I received a welcome present over boxtop, a nearly $100,000 Ford F-250 (after shipping), a brown truck which I named Brown Betty, after what I think is a line to a Kings of Leon song, but I may be mistaken.

Anyway, within a few minutes of getting that truck from Maintainance, the steering fluid line blew open on me, draining all of our fluid and leaving me with no option other than driving straight or stopping. Had this been a one time occurence I might not have even mentioned it to the powers that be in Toronto. However, after another blown line just after we arrived at the old Transmitter site before the lab, cause for concern was definitely there.

On the upside, it appears as though the truck is working fine now as we've been driving for a couple weeks without incident. Not only that, but we have been able to pick up radio stations on clear days from Germany, the Netherlands, Japan and Barrow Alaska (as far as we can tell). It's quite an amazing feeling to pick up an AM radio station playing the Beatles while in Alert!

Sidenotes: Amazing Race Alert was held earlier this month, with Team Myriam and Byron taking a disappointing 4th place of 7 teams.

Later this month the Alert Sports Challenge took place, with an even more disappointing outcome for myself. Not being able to hit a 3-point shot when you play as much basketball as I do is more than a little sad.

Also this month (possibly late September) was Canadian Idol Alert, with the fan favourite but not necessarily most talented vocalist, Olivier Beaudry, taking the crown.

Other than that it has been business as usual in Alert. Steak wednesdays and junkfood Fridays.

I will continue to anxiously await Rockband from the family back home as they take advantage of Canada Post's free shipping to military postings!

The next post will be a long one so brace for impact!



Byron
"use the matrix to light our darkest hour"